Found Dialogue: MSN Rant

Ok, first a little background. I was poking around in my memory stick the other day for some half-baked writing ideas and came across this. It dates from last year, about a month after a particularly painful breakup in which the two parties involved mercifully ended up on different continents. The healing process was well underway until this Scottish guy starts getting all up in my grill; first by convincing my ex to sign into my Hotmail (she knew my password) so she could use innocuous emails from female friends to accuse me of sleeping with other girls and then by signing into her messenger account himself. I've kept it verbatim except for changing her sign-in name to protect the guilty. I'm not sure why I kept it at all, but I guess it seemed funny even at the time.

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:hey?

Jasmin says:who is this

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:guess?

Jasmin says:this is Jasmins current, and id like to know why you keep soliciting her against her wishes

Jasmin says:we live together and i know whats up

Jasmin says:not thatits your business

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:whatever you say buddy boy

Jasmin says:what ever insults youd like to volley my way

Jasmin says:buddy boy

Jasmin says:you wanna be my buddy

Jasmin says:i suggest you concentrate on your attempt at a career path and leave her to me

Jasmin says:riddle her with guilt all you want

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:this is all very amusing im sure but i have better things to do

Jasmin says:but it wont work

Jasmin says:really

Jasmin says:i could have sworn youre a malingering post grad oblamov

Jasmin says:but ill leave you to it

Jasmin says:if you got sth better to do what are you doing attempting to pull an ex

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:who said i was doing that?

Jasmin says:dont gimme that, i know what happend when she was home for grad

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:you really have no idea what your talking about, and i f were you id stop worrying about a non exisent risk in another country and get on with it.

Jasmin says:right and im sure your face book mssg wherein you subtly imply ur pulling some spanish chick was pure randomness

Jasmin says:exes are always a threat specially ones who treat their gfs like shit

Jasmin says:and who try to convice to dump their current

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:why you are even reading Jaz's stuff i have no idea, and you seem to be the one who has trouble treating people with respect.

Jasmin says:so u dont deny u tried to pull her then at home and have her dump me

Jasmin says:she must be lying

Jasmin says:treating with respect, fuck do you know bout me

Jasmin says:i know bout you

Jasmin says:full stop

Jasmin says:i have access to all her mssgs , including the text wherein you offer a free b and b

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:id didnt ry anything with Jaz, and you dont know anything about me you paranoid jerk. i really have got stuff to do so i would appreciate it you signed out of the msn account that isnt yours and left me alone.

Jasmin says:ah no think ill stay online. fuck u get the nerve to tell me .. if you got stuff to do i suggest doing it though strongly doubt it.,. just remember im not a one of your fucking buddies and im keeping my ears and eyes open.

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:oh im scared, really scared. mr fancy pants thinks he can cross channel threaten

Jasmin says:thats cute, well how bout i head to swindonw

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:bring it on fuckwad

Jasmin says:think ill drop by to Jaz's mums for xmas and stop by

Jasmin says:haha

Jasmin says:thats cute

Jasmin says:wonder why im fucking her and you arent

Jasmin says:so u got shit to do dont you?

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:thats real choice, such a nice way to speak about your 'current'

Jasmin says:lets not mince words, if you gave two fucks about her why would she have left you. go write a dissertation on womens rights

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:dont worry the way you are treating her it'll happen

Jasmin says:reason i dont like what ur up to is i care about her and love her i wont let u fuck up her head anymore

Jasmin says:not that shes that dumb

Jasmin says:u did a real number on hr i have to say

Jasmin says:anyway this is becoming less intersting so good luck with ur career in japan?, rome or what was it?

Jasmin says:oh yeah with your buddies down the bus shelter

Jasmin says:its ok

Jasmin says:i hear hanabi is ur favourite flick

Jasmin says:remember what the cop does?

Jasmin says:take his example

Now You Die Thriddle Fool says:futures dicknose

Jasmin says:fuck do i care

Jasmin says:anyway

Jasmin says:u know

My favourite bit, I think, is when he realises that his chances of causing me bodily harm from another country are so slim he attempts to use my love of the film 'Hana-bi' to convince me to commit suicide. He wasn't right about it being my favourite film by the way. It's not even my favourite Takeshi Kitano movie.

So a couple of days after this I started getting calls from the guy while I was at work threatening me even further. Jeez, I get the picture already...buddy?

Alex B.